I don't want to waste my or your time.
I have been known to send PR ladies awkward emails telling them my kids thought their product was pretty crappy and we wouldn't be writing about them on the blog. Embarrassing.
So it's with great relief that I can honestly say I am head over heels in love with The Healthy Mummy smoothie range.
Rhian from Lose Baby Weight contacted me after I had Holly and asked if I was interested in trying her products.
I was very rude and didn't get back to her for months.
Let's just say it might have been right after I had a rather nasty incident in a store change room involving a fat ass and a pair of skinny jeans. If the jeans could have screamed "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" they would have.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
So let's cut a fat story thin.
I've been having the smoothies for breakfast and lunch and following the snack and dinner ideas from The Pink Weight Loss Bible for the last 4 days. The only exercise I've been doing is walking the dog (warm dog poo is revolting) and some of the core strengthening moves in the morning.
I've lost 5cm off my waist, my face is thinner and I feel pretty damn good. The smoothies are packed full of fibre so you don't feel hungry or bloated.
Want to try it yourself? Head over to The Healthy Mummy or Lose Baby Weight websites to get more info on the range.
Want to win an awesome MEGA PACK of Healthy Mummy goodies worth $200 for yourself?
The Essentials Pack with 3 smoothies, Fish Oil and snacks.
28 Day Diet & Exercise Plan E Book.
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Oh and by the way, it totally still counts as baby weight if your kid can now shave or is in college. Always blame the children never the wine or bikkies.